Gross Anatomy

My conversation with Luke this morning that literally went just like this....

Luke: So, Mama, I want you to show me how the baby gets out.
Mama: Ummm, well, ummm, Mama goes to the hospital and the doctor uses his special tricks to get the baby out.
Luke: What tricks? I want to see them.
Mama: Well, he has tools that he uses to help Mama get the baby out and then the baby comes home with me.
Luke: Hmm. Okay.

Then I wiped the sweat from my brow and A)was thankful that was the end of that conversation and B)vowed I would come up with better answers for future reference. I know that was pitiful on my part, but it totally caught me off guard. My boy is growing up...